Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.
After introductions, the first golfer asked the second, “What’s your handicap?”
“Oh, I’m a scratch golfer,” the other replied.
“Really!” exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with such a strong player.
“Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!