Happy Thanksgiving To All!!!

‘Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving,
But I Just Couldn’t Sleep
I Tried Counting Backwards,
I Tried Counting Sheep.

The Leftovers Beckoned –
The Dark Meat And White
But I Fought The Temptation
With All Of My Might

Tossing And Turning
With Anticipation
The Thought Of A Snack
Became Infatuation.

So, I Raced To The Kitchen,
Flung Open The Door
And Gazed At The Fridge,
Full Of Goodies Galore.

I Gobbled Up Turkey
And Buttered Potatoes,
Pickles And Carrots,
Beans And Tomatoes.

I Felt Myself Swelling !
So Plump And So Round,
’til All Of A Sudden,
I Rose Off The Ground.

I Crashed Through The Ceiling,
Floating Into The Sky
With A Mouthful Of Pudding
And A Handful Of Pie.

But, I Managed To Yell
As I Soared Past The Trees….
Happy Eating To All –
Pass The Cranberries, Please.

May Your Stuffing Be Tasty,
May Your Turkey Be Plump.
May Your Potatoes ‘n Gravy
Have Nary A Lump,
May Your Yams Be Delicious
May Your Pies Take The Prize,
May Your Thanksgiving Dinner
Stay Off Of Your Thighs.

Happy Thanksgiving To All!!!