Did You Hear About…

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now.

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? “Dam.”

What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.

Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.

Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly, fast sheep.