Adam and Eve

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.

Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That’s wonderful Lord … and I don’t want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

Adam and Eve

Adam was in the Garden of Eden and was very very lonely. So God decides to build him a friend and lover. He decides to call it a “Woman”. So he sets out to work but realizes he’ll need to borrow a few parts from Adam, so he goes to Adam and explains the situation. God says “I’ll build the perfect companion, she’ll cook, clean, take care of your every wish and need and will never nag or complain or be angry at you for no reason. It’ll only cost you an arm and a leg.”
Adam says “But I need my arm and leg… what can I get for just a rib?”

And the rest is history…