Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she dosen’t just sit around the house, she sits around the whole neighborhood.
Yo momma so fat that every time she turned around it was her birthday.
You are so ugly your mum has to feed you with a slingshot
Yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator.
Yo momma’s so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo momma’s so old, her memories are in black and white!
Yo moma’s like a mail box, open all day and all night.
Yo momma is so fat when she sits down in class she sits by everyone.
Yo momma is so fat when I put her on the family tree the branch broke.
Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help!
Yo momma so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show!
Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet!
Yo momma so fat, when she goes swimming she gives the pool stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts!
Yo momma so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo momma so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
Yo momma so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet!
Yo momma so fat, she made weight watchers go blind!
Yo momma so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because he was attempting to cross it when yo mamma got hungry.
Yo momma is so stupid that she gets lost in a telephone booth.
Your mama so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean all the whales start singing, “We are familly even though you fatter than me”.
Yo momma’s so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:
Yo moma’s like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.